Papa Bear
Awards 2017
List of
Eligible Quotes
And
you may vote for as many as you want!
Note:
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1
Another change of the channel.
TV, the digital frontier, I mused. These
are the voyages of the U.S.S. Flatscreen…
Said by: narrator
Story: It’s Almost Over: 2016
Author: 80sarcades
2
"Colonel! It's the plot bunny! He's escaped!"
"Impossible! No one escapes from Stala... What am I
saying?"
Said by: Carter and Hogan
Story: There is No Such Thing as One Rabbit
Author: konarciq
3
"Colonel Klink has fallen down the well!"
Hogan stared at the man, figuring that in this universe, Lassie needed to lose
weight.
Said by: Schultz and narrator
Story: Well, that Escalated Quickly
Author: Danzinora Switch
4
"Gee, a guy tries to be a good enemy and we end up doing the
Krauts a favor."
Said by: Hogan
Story: General Kinchmeyer's Command
Author: Book 'em Again
5
“Goodnight, dad.”
Hogan looked to see if Newkirk had come in the room behind
him,
but the Englishman was not there, so
Lizzy must be addressing him.
His chest did that funny thing again.
Said by: Lizzy
and narrator
Story: Kids Say
the Darndest Things
Author:
SamRosinenbomber
6
He thought back over the crazy events
of the last couple of days.
If he was going to end up killing one
of his mates, he wanted to make sure he killed the right one…
Said by: Newkirk
(as narrator)
Story: Bottom’s
Up!
Author: katbybee
7
Hogan was quite proud of his cover
story for Klink, that Carter had fallen victim to a latent case of North Dakota
sleeping sickness.
He even convinced Klink that South
Dakota's sole purpose was to make sure
North Dakota's populace didn't all
fall asleep while smoking in bed and set the state on fire.
Said by: narrator
Story: He Ain't Heavy
Author: M. Vernet
8
"How are you so good at this? You ought to be too
small."
"I've never been too small for anything."
Said by: Newkirk and LeBeau
Story: Nine Reasons to Live
Author: Thaddeus McChuzzlewit
9
"How many times do I have to tell you?
There will be no killing in my café. I can't afford to drive away
any customers.
If you want to kill Germans, you must do so on your own
time."
Said by: René Artois
Story: Allo, Hogan
Author: Book 'em Again
10
“I can hear your heart beating.
And I swear to you all of our hearts will still be beating when
the war is done.
The eagles will fly into the dawn.”
Said by: Carter
Story: I Will Hear Your Heart
Author: M. Vernet
11
"If it was raining soup, I'd only have a fork."
Said by: Newkirk
Story: Ennui
Author: Snooky-9093
12
"If this continues much longer,
I could be the first Allied officer
to commit Hari Kari by Pickelhaub."
Said by: Hogan
Story: Ennui
Author: Snooky-9093
13
“I may still die, but I can do so in a clean uniform.”
Said by: Klink
Story: 1916
Author:
Goldleaf83
14
“I still think it makes you look like an old
man.”
“Better an old man than a
Frenchman.”
“Hey!”
Said by: LeBeau
and Newkirk
Story: Friendly
Fire
Author: PsychUOut
15
"It's like that saying Schultzie
taught me, 'The fish starts stinking at the head.'
I know the Germans like him and all,
but he's not a good guy,
and if you ain't got a good guy in
charge, what hope have ya got, win the war or not?"
Said by: Carter
Story: A Little Bit of Honesty Goes a
Long, Long Way
Author: 96 Hubbles
16
"Newkirk, today I watched a simple plan spiral into a riot,
handled an explosion with my jacket, helped the kommandant out of
the well, and gave a dog the Heimlich.
It's not even 10. My point is: don't ever let me let you take
Klink's boots again."
Said by: Hogan
Story: Well, that Escalated Quickly
Author: Danzinora Switch
17
"Next guy who thinks it's funny
to put on a red shirt and go on a recon mission can go jump off a cliff!"
Said by: someone in Barracks Two
Story: Mission Author Redirect Part
2: The Writer's Curse
Author: Sophia Villo
18
“No. We’re not going to put him
together with another bunny.
That’s not asking for trouble –
that’s pleading for trouble.”
Said by: Hogan
Story: There is
No Such Thing as One Rabbit
Author: konarciq
19
"Now I'm off to do the easy work
of today.
Talk the Krauts into releasing
Carter, talk a Cockney thief out of being an arsonist,
and talk a disgruntled crew of misfits
into not being quite a misfitted as usual. Easy stuff."
Said by: Hogan
Story: When You're Having a Bad Day
Author: willlwrite4fics
20
“Our barracks, sir? They’ve never been in our barracks, sir.
It’s forbidden for coloreds to share
a barracks with whites.”
Said by: Carter
Story: It’s All
Just a Dream?
Author: Glossina
21
“Remember President Klink’s famous
slogan? ‘Don’t think, vote Klink!’”
Said by: Megan
Riley
Story: It’s
Almost Over: 2016
Author:
80sarcades
22
"Schultz, I give you my word as a gentleman, an officer,
and most importantly, as an enemy. I will not escape."
Said by: Hogan
Story: The Heroes, the Defector and the Factory
Author: L.E. Wigman
23
"That's why I have this complaint about the paint being
eaten off my staff car,
when one of your men poured a bucket of homemade vodka over the hood."
"Well, it does look like water, sir … it's an
understandable mistake."
"It was on fire at the time, Hogan."
Said by: Klink and Hogan
Story: Unruly POWs Will Not Be Tolerated
Author: willwrite4fics
24
“The hard part was digging them out and giving the General the
breath of life.
Yuk. Don’t ever taste a General if you don’t have to.”
Said by: Carter
Story: Can’t Tell a Sergeant by his Stripes
Author: M. Vernet
25
"The water has broken through the fourth wall."
Said by: Olsen
Story: Ennui
Author: Snooky-9093
26
Unbeknownst to Hogan, the other POWs were… well, they weren’t exactly
‘awed’ or ‘amazed’, per se.
Maybe ‘unpleasantly surprised’ was a
better description.
Said by: narrator
Story: Where Did
You Learn to Caterwaul Like That – Uh, Sir?
Author:
Winterfrost15
27
“When you go to serve that ball, just imagine it’s Hochstetter’s face.”
Said by: Kinch
Story: Coming
into the Light
Author:
Basketballgirl Kaitlin
28
"You ignored the primary rule of pranksters, Robbie."
"What's that?"
"Don't get caught."
Said by: Jack and young Robbie Hogan
Story: 1916
Author: Goldleaf83
Closing
date for sending in your votes:
Friday, April 7th, 2017
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