Ode to the Kommandant
(a
diversion)
(To the melody of
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
as sung by Kinch and the Heroes on the
record
*Hogan's Heroes Sing the Best of WWII*.)
Kommandant, the hero of his
nation
Tough but fair, he shows no trepidation
Kommandant, your glare whene'er you face us
Strikes our hearts with fear
Kommandant, a FINK is what we
call him
Kommandant, his cunning's truly galling
Kommandant, for us the war is o'er
And so we'll all stay here!
We've lost our will to escape
There's never an escape here
For our Kommandant's cowed us to stay with him here!
Yes, our Kommandant, so noble
and so stout
Kommandant, commander to the umlaut
Kommandant, our super favourite Kraut
Who makes us all stay here
And when the brass says he blew
it
Oh yes, we've seen them do it
Then he crows, "No one's ever escaped from Thirteen!"
For our Kommandant is the hero
of his nation
Tough but fair, he shows no trepidation
And to show our honest admiration
Here's a true Bronx cheer:
PFLRRRRT!
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