The Explosions Song
(I Have a Little Dreidel)
I need a good diversion
To draw the guards away
So we can raid Klink's office
Hey Carter, what d'you say?
Oh Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
I've got just what you need
Three dozen firecrackers
Will run them off their feet
Oh, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
Can I please come with you?
When there will be explosions
I want to see them, too!
*
This Captain's a defector
The Krauts must think he's dead
Before he goes to England
You got something for that?
Oh Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
This is all fun and games
A nice magnesium pencil
Will set his car aflame
Oh, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
Can I please come with you?
When there will be explosions
I want to see them, too!
*
We got a job from London
A factory to blow up
Hey Carter, what's required
To do an awesome job?
Oh Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
There's lots that I could pick
A handgrenade or seven
Yes, that should do the trick
Oh, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
Can I please come with you?
When there will be explosions
I want to see them, too!
*
Our planes are having trouble
To blow this bridge to dust
A lifeline for the Kraut troops
So now it's up to us
Oh Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
There is no need for gloom
The detonator's ready
Just push down and kaboom!
Oh, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
Can I please come with you?
When there will be explosions
I want to see them, too!
*
I want a fancy rocket
Of perfect Allied make
To plant here in the compound
But it has to be a fake
Oh Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
That is a piece of pie
You'll have it in an hour
Though I don't quite see the 'why'
So Colonel, Colonel, Colonel
This time you're on your own
When there won't be explosions
I don't think I will come!
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