Hogan´s Heroes
Fanfiction index
The Corporal Chronicles:
(in –
more or less – recommended reading order)
"The
only thing London hasn’t asked for is the key to Berchtesgaden," Kinch
once said.
But
what if they did?
And
how many Hitlers do you need to get hold of one key?
Winner of the 2012 Bronze Papa Bear Award for Best Story of 2011
Winner of the 2012 Gold Papa Bear Award for Best Long Comedy
Winner of the 2012 Gold Papa Bear Award for the Most Unique
Story
What do you do when it’s Christmas Eve, you have a mission in
town and the emergency tunnel is blocked?
Hogan: "Of course, we go caroling! Start practising, guys;
I’ll go talk to Klink!"
But he hadn’t quite counted with major Hochstetter...
Winner of the 2009 Silver Papa Bear Award for Best General Story
The Mystery of the Love-Struck Corporal
By popular request: a sequel to No Silent Night, in
which Hogan investigates
The Mystery of the Love-Struck Corporal
who saved their mission on Christmas Eve.
Was it all just an accident brought on by love and general
clumsiness?
Or could it be that...?
Chameleon Fever new!
(wip)
Big shot Underground leader Oskar Danzig
– the Master of Disguises and Germany’s nr. 1 female
impersonator –
does not come into the series until late in the final season.
But are you really
sure we haven’t seen him before?
(Taking place in December 1944,
with Germany on the verge of the winter of starvation.)
When General Burkhalter plans his copious private Christmas
party right in the face of the starving people of Hamelburg,
Hogan decides to step in and take on the role of Robin Hood.
But what is Oskar Danzig up to?
Winner of the 2011 Gold Papa Bear Award for the portrayal of
Oskar Danzig as Best Extra Character
(wip)
Sequel to Act 4 of Eva Seifert’s Theater of War
Klink has got word that Hamelburg will be destroyed tonight in
Hitler´s scorched-earth policy.
But how are they to get out with the valley cut off?
Still, not everyone wants to leave, and Carter’s love for
animals is complicating things.
Note: the things concerning our favourite corporal have
developed so much on their own since I wrote this story,
that I do not consider the events of Theater of War as ‘canon’
for The Corporal Chronicles anymore.
Only the flashback of chapter 4-8 in The Pied Piper of Hamelburg
is still considered as such.
Note: to be able
to really follow and fully enjoy the stories
The Pied Piper of
Hamelburg and The Mystery of the Love-Struck Corporal,
knowledge of (the
still incomplete) Chameleon Fever is highly recommended.
No Silent Night, The Key to
Berchtesgaden and Robin Hood’s Christmas Party however
can be read and enjoyed
without being aware of Oskar Danzig’s true identity.
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When
a young German girl at long last
learns that her childhood hero is an American,
she finds it's not so simple later on in life to keep her
loyalties straight.
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When
Stalag 13 holds a story writing contest,
both
pride and prejudice are bound to get on top of some people.
(Written for the 2011 short
story speedwriting challenge.)
Winner of the 2012 Gold Papa Bear Award for Best Story Based on
a Challenge
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The Little Ones *Do* Bite! new!
“...
but things would get very interesting once Betsy’s 200 babies would start to
hatch.”
On
that cliffhanger ends one of Dust’s funniest HH stories.
And
now finally the sequel!
Warning
for arachnophobes:
You
don’t want to read this. Really.
(Written for the 2013 short
story speedwriting challenge.)
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How
to Remodel Your Bunk Bed in Nine Easy Steps.
Please
follow the instructions carefully!
(Written for the 2012 short story
speedwriting challenge.)
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Anything
that can go wrong, will go wrong...
It
wasn’t until several years after ww2 that Murphy’s infamous law got formulated.
However,
like all laws of nature, that doesn’t mean it wasn’t in effect before that.
As
Hogan is bound to find out...
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Or
how come no one noticed the temporary transformation of Frau Linkmeyer.
Winner
of the 2009 Silver Papa Bear Award for Best Long Comedy
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Strange
things may happen when you watch the episode "To the Gestapo with
Love"
just
before you go to bed...
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Our Own Little Mary Sue Project:
(wip)
Sequel
to Snooky’s Fanfic Court – The Trial.
Fed
up with the authors’ ongoing abuse inspite of the trial, the boys of barracks 2
decide to take revenge on their own.
Problem
is, that there’s no way for them to touch authors living in a different era and
universe.
Or...
is there?
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A
Concept Unknown
A
Mission That Could Not Be Done
Back
Home to Mama – 2010 Bronze Papa Bear
Award
Do
You Know What I Know?
Dreaming
of a Green Christmas
Hogan’s
Heroes March: the Alternative Lyrics – 2009
Gold Papa Bear Award
Is
It Really Christmas Time at All?
Le
Chef du Stalag 13
Ode
to the Kommandant
Sergeant
of the Guard – 2010 Silver Papa Bear
Award
Ten
Young Ladies (and Newkirk is in Love)
The
Barber of Stalag 13 – 2013 Bronze Papa Bear
Award
The
Explosions Song – 2012 Silver Papa Bear
Award
The
Guards’ Top Secret Morale Booster
The
Little Strudel Boy – 2012 Bronze Papa Bear
Award
There’s
an Owl in the Chimney – 2013 Silver Papa Bear
Award
Underneath
the Lamp Post
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Coming up one day:
The Turncoats, and Vice Versa
Now if Hochstetter is Professor Cohen, Burkhalter is Nimrod,
Langenscheidt is Danzig,
Gruber is with the Underground and Klink is the Stage with
Schultz as his aide...
then who is the *real* Nazi in Stalag 13?
The Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Is it a bell? Is it a toy? Is it a weapon? No, it’s...!
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I don´t own Hogan´s Heroes;
I just like to play with them.
Hogan´s Heroes is the property of CBS.
No money is being made by the publication of these stories on
the internet.
The home of these stories is www.konarciq.net.
Downloading and printing of these stories for private use only.
For all other forms of publication and distribution is the
clearly stated, written permission of the author required.
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